Local Driver Learns How To Merge

 Brownwood, Tx.–The Austin Avenue overpass, the third in the city’s history and the second to feature an on-ramp has recently been declared the site of the latest milestone erected in the annals of Brownwood’s gas-powered traffic period. Trumping the horse and buggy as the primary mode of local transportation as early as the 1970’s, the automobile…

Singularity Forms Inside Man’s Digestive Tract While On Vegan Diet

Brownwood, Tx– A catastrophic nutritional event, similar to the familiar cosmic cataclysm that normally occurs in the far-flung regions of outer space, manifested itself deep within the heart of one local man’s intestinal fortitude today.  No longer able to support the tremendous weight of a meat and dairy free diet, his wavering will-power began collapsing inward.…

Three Brownwood Powerball Winners Merge Interests

Brownwood, Tx–Three long time residents of Brownwood hit the recent powerball lottery last week. “We’ve known each other all our lives,” said Cledus Clyde. “We never imagined something this big could happen to us.” The Goggle negotiated an exclusive interview with the lucky trio during which they revealed their plans for the future. Mr Clyde,…

Not Enough Dogs To Live In This Town

Brownwood, Tx–Newlyweds living in Brownwood Texas announced today, their feelings of insecurity concerning the number of dogs they currently own. In a City where it’s fashionable to have up to a pack of canines this young couple can only boast of having two. When quizzed about their deficit they insisted they would obtain a puppy, or maybe…

Home Depot Employees Disappearing Without A Trace

Brownwood, Tx.– Bees are not the only hard-working organisms vanishing these days. CCD, or colony collapse disorder, the malady that decimates bee colonies by causing confusion within the ranks of the worker bee population seems to have extended its reach to include The Home Depot. The popular lumber and hardware provider is reportedly suffering real losses…