Tour de…Flat and Boring?

“I’m fed-up and I feel like quitting,” were the words one professional cyclist used to describe his mindset as he faces the 2016 cycling season. He later received praise from his peers for his sheer, mind-shattering honesty. “Whew! I’m so glad someone finally spoke the truth,” said another. “It’s just climb, climb, climb all day long.…

Flatulate Gate

  In the wake of the recent scrutiny concerning the ball inflation practices of the New England Patriots, a new, more highly pressurized scandal has emerged. Quite the opposite of the supposed under inflated footballs, is the over blown coverage from almost every media outlet involved with this event…which is pretty much all of them.…

Mamil vs Mamil (Middle Aged Men In Lycra)

Farm to market road 45. Normally a peaceful stretch of hardtop, meandering gracefully through its rural setting like a tranquil, ashen river, became the arena for a horrible tragedy today when a long time feud between two disparate travelers finally reached a boiling point. Cyclists and joggers, forced to share the road by an overwhelming…