Nine Things You Never Knew About Asteroids, Meteors, and Comets

The universe with its hidden mysteries has enthralled humanoids since the first time we glanced up at the heavens, but there is just way too much complicated gobbledygook for the average person to comprehend. We can clearly see the bright, shimmering blobs and shooting streaks as we gaze upwards into the night sky, and impose…

Seven Things You Never Knew About Feet

  Feet. Those mysterious organs that occur at the end of almost every leg. We take them for granted, never once pondering the evolutionary odyssey responsible for their existence. Listed below are a few facts that you probably never knew about our favorite, crusty, oblong appendages that we abuse daily as they transport us from one…

Proper Reactions To Ten Common Valentines Day Gifts

1. You cheap bastard. 2. Stop trying to fake right-brain me. 3. That had better require batteries and include a trip to the Bahamas. 4. Not bad. I’ve got cramps, babe. I’m going to lie down. 5. WTF is that? 6. You have my attention. 7.  You’re beginning to understand me. 8. I love you,…

Ten Reasons to Wear A Toboggan On A Warm Day. 

1. You have a scary bald spot.   2. Your ears are way too big.   3.  It hides the tin foil you wrap your head with to keep out the mind control radio waves.   4. Occasionally, you have an irrepressible urge to grab a big fuzzy ball while in public and it helps…