Goggled Eyed News Brief–
When area man Aaron George submitted to the local newspaper what he thought was just another boring, grainy, out-of-focus photograph of a UFO, he didn’t expect to uncover a mystery. After publication of his photo he noticed a large, purple hula-hoop captured in the foreground. “It must have appeared through supernatural means, like a lost relative reaching beyond the grave, or a hell-child trying to haunt somebody,” said George who told sources that he had actually received one of the archaic devices as a gift for his tenth birthday and felt that this one had come back to exact revenge on him for choosing not to master it in favor of dousing it with lighter fluid, and setting it on fire. “I never got anything good,” he said.
At press time, Mr. George was reportedly scanning through past photographs for any stick-horse shaped objects.