Aliens, Or Hoopla?

Goggled Eyed News Brief– When area man Aaron George submitted to the local newspaper what he thought was just another boring, grainy, out-of-focus photograph of a UFO, he didn’t expect to uncover a mystery. After publication of his photo he noticed a large, purple hula-hoop captured in the foreground. “It must have appeared through supernatural…

Drunken Uncle Demands Recount Of Dinner Rolls Hours After Thanksgiving Meal

Wisconsin– At least four hours after a thanksgiving feast, one secretly agitated family member, who sat stewing unnoticed in a sub-standard, plastic lawn chair and keeping to himself until achieving an adequate BAC, suddenly voiced an opinion regarding the fairness of portions. “This shit ain’t right!” Blurted out a clearly disturbed uncle Billy. Uncle Billy, who had…