Proper Reactions To Ten Common Valentines Day Gifts

1.

You cheap bastard.

2.

Stop trying to fake right-brain me.

3.

That had better require batteries and include a trip to the Bahamas.

4.

Not bad. I’ve got cramps, babe. I’m going to lie down.

5.

WTF is that?

6.

You have my attention.

7. 

You’re beginning to understand me.

8.

I love you, sooooo much.

9.

We’re soul mates. I’ve always known it.

10.

Prepare for lift-off, big daddy, because you’re going to the moon.

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