Thanks To ED Meds Penis Jokes Regain Popularity Among Older Men

Nearly all medications, especially the effective ones, cause side-effects. Most are undesirable, unwanted, and unpleasant, but occasionally something good–a positive “un”–happens. Thus is the case with ED Meds.  Originally intended as a medication to treat hypertension, these wonder drugs provide us with the pleasant side effect of causing the aging male sex organ to become…

Ten Reasons to Wear A Toboggan On A Warm Day. 

1. You have a scary bald spot.   2. Your ears are way too big.   3.  It hides the tin foil you wrap your head with to keep out the mind control radio waves.   4. Occasionally, you have an irrepressible urge to grab a big fuzzy ball while in public and it helps…

Three Brownwood Powerball Winners Merge Interests

Brownwood, Tx–Three long time residents of Brownwood hit the recent powerball lottery last week. “We’ve known each other all our lives,” said Cledus Clyde. “We never imagined something this big could happen to us.” The Goggle negotiated an exclusive interview with the lucky trio during which they revealed their plans for the future. Mr Clyde,…

Warm Feet Just Not Worth It For This Secretary

When Debra Swindle decided to place a space heater below her work station she anticipated increased blood flow in her lower extremities, warmer toes, and a much more pleasant work environment. To her delight, she experienced all of this, however, her comfort would soon reveal itself as temporary, and costly. Sources report hearing a distinct,…

Town Hall Meeting; POTUS “Sticks” It To Us

Americans convened at Town Hall Thursday to discuss expanding background checks for the purchase of pointy sticks. In attendance were the useless usual political parties, President Obama, some liberal guy, millennial girl, several pointy stick nuts, and a few sketchy characters dressed in camouflage. One such character maintained that the right to arm one’s self…