Cici’s Pizza Causes Man and Daughter to Turn Invisible

_________________________________________               __________________________________________              Photo of Man and Daughter at Cici’s (Employee’s Perspective) Brownwood, Texas— Upon arriving at Cici’s Pizza, a Brownwood man and his daughter briefly entered into a different plane of existence. Everything seemed fine as they exchanged uneasy glances with a…

“Elbow” Moniker Makes Texas Man Feel Insecure

Kilgore, Texas— After totally ignoring yet another late night phone call from his brother, a Kilgore resident received a text message shortly afterwards declaring him an “elbow”. The remark caught him off guard and caused deep emotional scarring almost immediately as he wondered why he didn’t rate at least “asshole” status. “Elbow? I expected to see…

Man Falls Victim to Acute Attack of Comfort

  Brownwood, Texas— For many shoppers, Black Friday means struggling through a 2:00 am food hangover to become the latest Wal-Mart version of Rhonda Rousey on their way to YouTube stardom. For Harry Dozer, however, the busiest shopping day of the year held something much different in store. With a puzzled, but contented look on…

Florida Man Sued for Extending Faulty Welcome to Nephew

Pensacola, Florida— Gerald Dumas received an early surprise this holiday season just days after requesting that his nephew pack his things and leave. “He just showed up for thanksgiving dinner,” said Mr. Dumas. “He stayed to watch the game afterwards, and then just kinda kept on staying.”  The nephew, Josh Sqawter, insists that despite arriving…