Flatulate Gate

  In the wake of the recent scrutiny concerning the ball inflation practices of the New England Patriots, a new, more highly pressurized scandal has emerged. Quite the opposite of the supposed under inflated footballs, is the over blown coverage from almost every media outlet involved with this event…which is pretty much all of them.…

No Happiness Found Under The Golden Arches

  Brownwood, Tx– Struggling to maintain sanity, a Brownwood Tx. man steered his SUV into the local McDonald’s fast-food restaurant today in an effort to appease his rambunctious three-year old son. The unruly child, while securely strapped into a safety seat in the rear of the SUV, was reportedly kicking, screaming and threatening to hurl a sippy-cup…

Discarded Self-Respect Litters Brownwood’s Streets

Brownwood, Tx.– Annoyed pedestrians can be seen shaking their heads in disgust as they tip-toe through the aftermath of a growing plague affecting Brownwood and the surrounding areas. Self-respect, the hallmark of upstanding citizens, is being lost at an alarming rate. It’s a growing problem that seems to target mostly those who wear pajamas out…

Alien Tornado And Naked Sunset Terrace People

Brownwood, Tx.–A tornado allegedly attacked Sunset Terrace this Monday afternoon during the monthly test of the tornado siren warning system. Many residents were stunned at this coincidence, and as a result, some were swept away. “I wasn’t sure what to do,” said one survivor. “So I started throwing rocks at it, but it just kept coming! It…