Monsanto’s Kids; The True Children Of The Corn.

  The Monsanto Corporation announced today plans to expand their child care facilities here in America. This, in response to the mounting prombem of genetic repossession now being conducted on a daily basis. “It’s just simply unbelievable how many of these children have been illegally obtained,” said Monsanto spokesperson, Jean Switchure.  After being caught stealing patented genetic…

A Spoonful of Injustice

The Supreme Court shocked America today when they declared that spoons do indeed make people fat. Liberals everywhere rejoiced in their win against the conservative cry, “Spoons don’t make people fat, people make people fat”. Conservatives continue to stick by this mantra and have vowed to overturn this decision.   While all types of spoons have…