Wow! You Need This! 

Look at it. Just look all the shiny buttons, and chefy sounding setting descriptions. No boring low, medium and high on this high quality machine. You can’t move forward without this. You thought the pitchman with the british accent made it look great on tv , but…zowie!  They led you to believe it wasn’t available…

Seven Things You Never Knew About Feet

  Feet. Those mysterious organs that occur at the end of almost every leg. We take them for granted, never once pondering the evolutionary odyssey responsible for their existence. Listed below are a few facts that you probably never knew about our favorite, crusty, oblong appendages that we abuse daily as they transport us from one…

Aliens, Or Hoopla?

Goggled Eyed News Brief– When area man Aaron George submitted to the local newspaper what he thought was just another boring, grainy, out-of-focus photograph of a UFO, he didn’t expect to uncover a mystery. After publication of his photo he noticed a large, purple hula-hoop captured in the foreground. “It must have appeared through supernatural…

Drunken Uncle Demands Recount Of Dinner Rolls Hours After Thanksgiving Meal

Wisconsin– At least four hours after a thanksgiving feast, one secretly agitated family member, who sat stewing unnoticed in a sub-standard, plastic lawn chair and keeping to himself until achieving an adequate BAC, suddenly voiced an opinion regarding the fairness of portions. “This shit ain’t right!” Blurted out a clearly disturbed uncle Billy. Uncle Billy, who had…

More Than A Fart. Drone Captures All. 

Oregon–The Oregon Parks and Recreation Department lost a millenia old natural monument recently when three vandals toppled a balancing rock formation. The ancient icon, aptly named “The Easy Chair With Side Table” remains little more than a chaotic pile of stones after the incident, but this blatant act of senseless destruction didn’t come without a…